What you felt for 60 seconds.
They live forever.
No days off. No breaks. No exceptions.
💬
In relationships
Called too much, too intense, too honest. Their directness is mistaken for aggression. They stop opening up — not by choice, but because opening up has always cost them something.
💼
In careers
Fired for not fitting in. Passed over. Told they have an attitude problem when they asked a clear question. Masking all day. Depleted every night. The cycle repeats.
🎓
In education
62% drop out. Not because they aren't intelligent — because the system was built for one kind of brain. They believed what they were told. Most never recovered.
😶
The mask
Every day they perform neurotypicality. They rehearse conversations. They replay them. The performance is exhausting. Nobody sees it — because it works. Until it doesn't.
💧
Burnout
The brain gives out. Not laziness — a system shutdown from years on overdrive. Depression. Unemployment. Withdrawal. Recovery. Then the cycle begins again. Because nothing changed.
🔒
The silence
They stop telling people. Stop asking for help. Stop explaining. Because every time they did, it cost them something. The silence is not giving up. It is self-protection.
"I was called out today for coming across as strong, a bit aggressive. For being an over-thinker. I was asking clear questions. I was stating what I needed. I was being honest. I still don't understand what I did wrong. And that not-understanding — that is the loneliest feeling in the world."
— Sandra Burden, Founder & CEO of UnSquirrel. Written today. Because today it happened again.
780MPeople living this worldwide. 1 in 10.
2/3Underemployed — not because of ability. Because of tools.
$4.5TLocked inside minds the world keeps dismissing.
The Solution
Three private AI brains.
One account. Zero overlap.

💼 Career Brain

Work Mode
  • AI simplification
  • Legal deadlines
  • Truth Log
  • Voice input

🍃 Life Brain

Personal Mode
  • Health hub
  • Medical actions
  • Document locker
  • Caregiver alerts

📚 Student Brain

Academic Mode
  • Syllabus simplified
  • Writing coach
  • Lecture capture
  • Accommodations

🔒 Data never crosses between brains. Architecture, not a setting.

Why Now
AI finally makes this possible.
No one neurodivergent has built it yet.
🤖

AI cost at record low

90% cheaper since 2022

⚖️

ADA enforcement rising

New DOJ rules — 2024

🧠

Lived-experience founder

Sandra lives the problem

📈

Market timing

$3.1B → $9.7B by 2032

Market Opportunity
A large market, underserved by design.
TAM
780M
global neurodivergent adults
SAM
$9.7B
support tools market by 2032
SOM
40M+
US dyslexic adults alone
70%
neurodivergent adults under- or unemployed
cognitive energy burned daily
$31K
avg. ADA lawsuit cost
62%
dropout rate — reading
Moat
Built by the user. For the first time ever.
⚖️

Legal Math Engine

Deterministic. No AI. Patent pending.

🏥

Medical Action Engine

Deadlines extracted from medical docs.

🎙️

Voice-First Input

Every feature. No typing required.

🔥

Burnout Meter

HR signal. Zero self-disclosure.

🔒

Tri-Brain Architecture

Encrypted. Cannot be bolted on.

🪟

Stealth UI

Looks premium. No disability label.

Business Model
SaaS. Simple ladder. Natural upgrade path.
Life
$20
/mo
Entry point
Life + Student
$35
/mo
Academic bundle
Life + Career
$40
/mo
Most popular ★
All Three
$60
/mo
Full platform
Specialist Career
TBD
 
Enterprise
Mo. 6
$8,200 MRR
Mo. 12
$26,800 MRR
Mo. 24
$98,000 MRR
Traction
Architecture complete. Ready to build.
60+ spec docs. MVP architected.
AllianceTek engineering partner engaged.
🏅2020 Strathmore's Who's Who.
🏆2026 Inspirational Women. InnovateHER.
Founder
Sandra Burden

Dyslexic. Told after an SAT score of 8 that she'd never be more than a restaurant worker — she went on to a 20+ year property management career and Strathmore's Who's Who. IQ 126. CF advocate. Caregiver. Every feature of UnSquirrel solves a problem she has personally lived.

🏅 2020 Strathmore's Who's Who
🏆 2026 Inspirational Women Magazine

"I got tired of adapting to tools that weren't built for my brain. So I built something that adapts to me."

Founder–Market Fit

  • Lived experience
  • Domain expertise
  • Authentic story
  • Enterprise context
See it working
This isn't a concept.
Try it yourself.
Before we talk numbers, spend a moment inside UnSquirrel. Click through the working prototype — the same calm, low-pressure space we're building for every brain.
Open the live prototype →

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The investment opportunity.
UnSquirrel Technology LLC — Pre-Seed Round — April 2026 · SAFE or Convertible Note
Seeking
$100,000
Pre-seed round
Market
$9.7B
By 2032
Platform
3 Brains
Career · Life · Student
Status
Phase 1
Awaiting funding
Use of funds
MVP Development50% · $50K
Founder Runway (12 mo)30% · $30K
Infrastructure & AI10% · $10K
Marketing & Legal10% · $10K
Milestones
Mo. 6
MVP launch$8,200 MRR
Mo. 12
750 subscribers$26,800 MRR
Mo. 18
Verticals live$50K+ MRR
Mo. 24
Series A ready$1M+ ARR
Ready to invest in a world that works for every brain?
Sandra Burden built UnSquirrel from inside this experience — as a dyslexic founder, a caregiver, and someone navigating her own cognitive decline. Every feature solves a problem she has personally lived. No competitor founder can say the same.